Hi, my name is Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

Exploits of a Mom: Teacher: “Hi, this is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble.” Mom: “Oh, dear – Did he break something?” Teacher: “In a way… Did you really name your son Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–?” Mom: “Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables we call him.” Teacher: “Well, we’ve lost this year’s student records. […]