A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.” The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle […]
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February 3, 2011
I Am The Most Powerful Genie In The World
Daniel Kurdoghlian funny, joke, programming blog, fun 0 Comments
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January 25, 2011
What if Visual Studio had Achievements?
Daniel Kurdoghlian .NET, C#, funny, Visual Studio blog, fun 4 Comments
What if Visual Studio supported achievements, just like games on Steam, Xbox or PS3? Bragging to your coworkers about which one you’ve just unlocked, imagine that! Here’s a little proposed list for some of them. .NET / C# flavored, of course. Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project Job Security – Written a LINQ […]
February 14, 2011
Hi, my name is Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Daniel Kurdoghlian funny, joke, MySQL, programming blog, fun 4 Comments
Exploits of a Mom: Teacher: “Hi, this is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble.” Mom: “Oh, dear – Did he break something?” Teacher: “In a way… Did you really name your son Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–?” Mom: “Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables we call him.” Teacher: “Well, we’ve lost this year’s student records. […]
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