Exploits of a Mom: Teacher: “Hi, this is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble.” Mom: “Oh, dear – Did he break something?” Teacher: “In a way… Did you really name your son Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–?” Mom: “Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables we call him.” Teacher: “Well, we’ve lost this year’s student records. […]
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I Am The Most Powerful Genie In The World
A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.” The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle […]
What if Visual Studio had Achievements?
What if Visual Studio supported achievements, just like games on Steam, Xbox or PS3? Bragging to your coworkers about which one you’ve just unlocked, imagine that! Here’s a little proposed list for some of them. .NET / C# flavored, of course. Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project Job Security – Written a LINQ […]