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Jul 29, 2011
How to work with me
I prefer to work fast, minimize bullshit, get to the point. You will sometimes have bad news for me. I want it immediately. I can usually show you how to fix it. And I never blame the messenger. Bring pen and paper to every meeting with me. Pay attention to what I say; I’ll try [...]
Jun 29, 2011
The Ultimate Guide to Extend, Modify or remove the WordPress 3.1 Admin-Bar
Oh, already forgot this article in my drafts: Since WordPress 3.1, a lot of new cool features were added. One of the most hated loved ones is the admin-bar. In this article I will cover some of the basic hooks to modify it to suit your needs. Let’s go: How to Disable the Admin-Bar The [...]
Feb 14, 2011
Hi, my name is Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Exploits of a Mom: Teacher: “Hi, this is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble.” Mom: “Oh, dear – Did he break something?” Teacher: “In a way… Did you really name your son Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–?” Mom: “Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables we call him.” Teacher: “Well, we’ve lost this year’s student records. [...]
Feb 3, 2011
I Am The Most Powerful Genie In The World
A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.” The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle [...]
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